It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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