Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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