I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
accomplished twins. life is a go
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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