All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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