Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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