Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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