Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The adults are the big ones right?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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