I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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