Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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