Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Randomize
