Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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