She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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