Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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