Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
But break dance skills will only take you so far
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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