Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he thought i was a dude.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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