super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
