you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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