her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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