Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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