so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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