You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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