3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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