the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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