I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
PANTIES FOUND
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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