Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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