Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
i out mim tonsoeep
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