my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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