How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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