hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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