"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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