you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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