then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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