When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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