Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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