So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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