Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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