sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
