why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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