I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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