well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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