But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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