No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
