Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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