remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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