I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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