3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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