Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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