is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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