They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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