If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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