Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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