Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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