youre lurking in front of me
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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