I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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