she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We have so much sex to catch up on
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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