sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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